Wimmenz got that funk! Owwww. At least, according to a recent study done in Switzerland, and reported in this article from New Scientist. Women stink of onions; men smell of cheese.
Never mind that the study has not been duplicated. Overlook that the experiment was conducted on fewer than 50 people. Don’t worry about those little details like diet, hygiene, and genetics, mentioned ever-so-briefly at the end as possible complicating factors. That some women apparently smell like grapefruit? Who cares? The important thing to know is that Women stink worse than Men, “as rated by independent smell assessors” (great job, that), and the word is rushed to the world: DEODORIZE THAT SHIT, LADIES. YOU’RE GROSSING US OUT.
Whether or not this turns out to be true, the message fits in well with all the other advertisements telling us that our bodies are embarrassing swamps of foul contagion. Be secure in the knowledge that plans for New! products to save you from your disgusting self are in the works. In the meantime, you might consider sitting in the Shame Tent with the rest of the smelly broads.