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	<title>Comments on: North Dakota Sperm Performing Magic Tricks</title>
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		<title>By: Links for February 17th through February 20th</title>
		<link>http://www.harpyness.com/2009/02/17/north-dakota-sperm-performing-magic-tricks/comment-page-1/#comment-1952</link>
		<dc:creator>Links for February 17th through February 20th</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 08:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] North Dakota Sperm Performing Magic Tricks - Need further proof that the “pro-life” agenda is one predicated on the notion that a woman’s body is a mere vessel for the children (i.e. property) of men? The measure says a woman’s egg becomes a human being when it is fertilized by a man’s sperm. Sperm is magic, in the eyes of these sickos. Gestating a fetus isn’t work; splooging is the real reproductive effort! [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] North Dakota Sperm Performing Magic Tricks &#8211; Need further proof that the “pro-life” agenda is one predicated on the notion that a woman’s body is a mere vessel for the children (i.e. property) of men? The measure says a woman’s egg becomes a human being when it is fertilized by a man’s sperm. Sperm is magic, in the eyes of these sickos. Gestating a fetus isn’t work; splooging is the real reproductive effort! [...]</p>
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		<title>By: &#187; The North Dakota House is on a Roll The Pursuit of Harpyness</title>
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		<dc:creator>&#187; The North Dakota House is on a Roll The Pursuit of Harpyness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] two days after deciding in favor of lying to educating abortion-seeking-women, the North Dakota House has voted 51-41 this afternoon to declare that a [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] two days after deciding in favor of lying to educating abortion-seeking-women, the North Dakota House has voted 51-41 this afternoon to declare that a [...]</p>
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		<title>By: yvanehtnioj</title>
		<link>http://www.harpyness.com/2009/02/17/north-dakota-sperm-performing-magic-tricks/comment-page-1/#comment-1705</link>
		<dc:creator>yvanehtnioj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hopefully it&#039;ll die in the Senate.  I would like to give a shout-out to the 31 who voted against, as I know that they will all be opposed next election by plenty of pamphlets, commercials, and cold-calls calling them baby killers and &quot;abortionists.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hopefully it&#8217;ll die in the Senate.  I would like to give a shout-out to the 31 who voted against, as I know that they will all be opposed next election by plenty of pamphlets, commercials, and cold-calls calling them baby killers and &#8220;abortionists.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: DangerMouse</title>
		<link>http://www.harpyness.com/2009/02/17/north-dakota-sperm-performing-magic-tricks/comment-page-1/#comment-1698</link>
		<dc:creator>DangerMouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Soon, we will dedicate research money to determine why so many of these &quot;people&quot; are suicidal.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Soon, we will dedicate research money to determine why so many of these &#8220;people&#8221; are suicidal.</p>
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		<title>By: DangerMouse</title>
		<link>http://www.harpyness.com/2009/02/17/north-dakota-sperm-performing-magic-tricks/comment-page-1/#comment-1697</link>
		<dc:creator>DangerMouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Apparently, they missed the bio class memo that only 15% of fertilized eggs implant. Murder 85% of the time! Gasp! Heavens! etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, they missed the bio class memo that only 15% of fertilized eggs implant. Murder 85% of the time! Gasp! Heavens! etc.</p>
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		<title>By: Lisa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 11:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hah. 
well, I guess we all know that fanatics generally don&#039;t adhere to science.
Counter info to qualify what we already know:

An egg is the most dna rich cell in the human body. It is a complete organism with a plethora of genetic information. The sperm- well that TINY little bit of genetic info is impoverished compared to our beautiful eggs. Even the Y chromosome, so revered by patriarchy, a sad imitation of genetic information compared to our beautiful robust X&#039;s. And we have TWO. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hah.<br />
well, I guess we all know that fanatics generally don&#8217;t adhere to science.<br />
Counter info to qualify what we already know:</p>
<p>An egg is the most dna rich cell in the human body. It is a complete organism with a plethora of genetic information. The sperm- well that TINY little bit of genetic info is impoverished compared to our beautiful eggs. Even the Y chromosome, so revered by patriarchy, a sad imitation of genetic information compared to our beautiful robust X&#8217;s. And we have TWO. <img src='http://www.harpyness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: uncommonwhore</title>
		<link>http://www.harpyness.com/2009/02/17/north-dakota-sperm-performing-magic-tricks/comment-page-1/#comment-1693</link>
		<dc:creator>uncommonwhore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder if they sang...
&quot;Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.&quot;
...while writing the bill...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if they sang&#8230;<br />
&#8220;Every sperm is sacred.<br />
Every sperm is great.<br />
If a sperm is wasted,<br />
God gets quite irate.&#8221;<br />
&#8230;while writing the bill&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Blondegrlz</title>
		<link>http://www.harpyness.com/2009/02/17/north-dakota-sperm-performing-magic-tricks/comment-page-1/#comment-1689</link>
		<dc:creator>Blondegrlz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would like for the legislators who pass laws like this to find one - JUST ONE - woman who doesn&#039;t &quot;understand&quot; what an abortion does. 
Wait, you mean this isn&#039;t the line for the free hugs?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would like for the legislators who pass laws like this to find one &#8211; JUST ONE &#8211; woman who doesn&#8217;t &#8220;understand&#8221; what an abortion does.<br />
Wait, you mean this isn&#8217;t the line for the free hugs?</p>
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