Just one day after deciding in favor of
lying to educating abortion-seeking-women, the North Dakota House has voted 51-41 to declare that a fertilized egg has all the rights of a born person. The bill now heads to the Senate.
The goal of this asinine legislation is to get abortion classified as murder. But what else does it mean? Go ahead and pass the law, North Dakota; I would love to move there just to be the one to sue you. A 30 year old is most definitely a person, but that doesn’t give him the right to use my body’s resources against my will, and I can remove him if I don’t want him there.
How is North Dakota going to afford all the investigations? Countless “people” die every day before they’re flushed out of women’s bodies. Go ahead and appoint a Tampon Task Force, fuckers. I look forward to claiming my zygotes on my taxes once I move there.