Gentle readers, the ways of the internet are often mysterious to us, and none more so than the Google search terms that seem to guide you–well, maybe not you personally, but someone–to our Harpy nest.
These range from the oddly romantic:
the only thing I want to fight for is your love
Chris Brown rape Richard Simmonswhich race rapes morenaked old men yahoo e group
how to tell if I’m crazy
if hillary clinton had gray hair
Just another misogynist troll surfing through here. Enjoyed reading your discussion. I’m right drunk, so this will be staccato and filled with non-sequiturs, but though I’m trolling I do mean it:
Cosmo – sucks
A lot of women – suck
and therefore are whores.
You guys are possibly OK
How sweet is that? Possibly OK! Maybe not whores! Cosmo sucks! Hey, at least we can agree on one of the above. And we do appreciate the time and effort he put into it, especially as it goes on for another seventeen increasingly bizarre and disjointed lines.
So thanks to the interwebz for bringing us all together!
Now some of y’all, please go away.