It’s been a while (12 days!) since we’ve examined the search terms that have brought you to our humble little web abode, so we decided to take another gander at assessing why people are drawn to Harpyness.
Some of you sound like you are definitely on our wavelength:
I want to fight the fight
i hate the world
Some of you need a reality check as to what we are providing on this site:
harpy sex movie
Some of you are possibly doing a research project for your eighth grade health class:
introducing sperm to egg
sperm magic
Some of you need a spellcheck:
crhis braown
Some of you have interesting tastes in erotica:
friar fuck with nun
SOME OF YOU NEED TO EASE UP ON THE ALL-CAPS:
I CAN’T GET A GIRLFRIEND AND I FEEL HOPELESS
Some of you are just frightening:
women bein fuck in their sleep
fucking women without clothes and enter it inside their backs
Some of you clearly have skewed perceptions on what is “fat”:
Michelle Obama’s fat ass
Some of you provided epic moments of WTF?:
sojourner truth flashes men?
Jill, Slut, Manly
ineed sexy lady in dubai to come with me for facking
in psychology 101 i have learned that low tolerance people who smoke blog
And some of you are completely off-base as to what our interests are here, because you keep spamming us with Viagra ads. As BeckySharper said, that is the epitome of a demographic FAIL.
That first one reminded me of the time my husband woke up with a very profound thought and wrote it down, it was so important. The next morning we looked at what he had written in the middle of the night: “The closest fight is the fight we fight.” We have no idea what that means. I think it’s hilarious.
Those search terms and Mr. Funnyface’s dream wisdom just made me crack the hell up this a.m. Thanks, ladies!
@funnyface: That would be an awesome Dr. Seuss book.
The closest fight is the fight we fight
Fight tonight! Fight with a kite! Fight but don’t bite!
My boyfriend once sat up, pointed toward the ceiling and announced (very angrily), “No glory hole for you!” He then lay down again, still sound asleep. The real punchline: I went over to him and asked him wth. He answered:. . .well, there was this horse. . .”
And to keep this OT since its my first comment, the Sojourner Truth in “sojourner truth flashes men?” is a girl wrestler which makes this search term even stranger (if that is possible).
I totally smoke blog. I find it makes even the most boring day much more tolerable – although it can make me kind of paranoid.
That’s not good for the baby, Bgz.
I find the search terms extremely disturbing most days. Looooots of people looking for rapey porn – between family members, w/ Middle Eastern women specifically, between men. :shudder:
Yeah, we spared you guys some of the really creepy ones. Definitely not my favorite part of the day when that comes up.
@iterum.differo: Wait, there’s a female wrestler named Sojourner Truth? My mind just was blown to pieces.
It’s gross, but I laugh every time I read “…come with me for facking.” I wonder if “facking” is just a funny mispronunciation, or if it’s an entirely different activity. What is it “to fack”?
PhDork, when I was reading some of these terms to sister.of.a.lesser.god this weekend, that was the one that I could not get through without giggling. Especially because for the first 10 times I read it, I thought it said “indeed” instead of “ineed” which somehow just made it more hysterical. Maturity: I haz it.
. . . you keep spamming us with Viagra ads. As BeckySharper said, that is the epitome of a demographic FAIL.
It’s funny ’cause it’s true!!!