Comments on: Welcome, O Misguided Souls!

By: Hill Rat

Hill Rat — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:21:57 +0000

. . . you keep spamming us with Viagra ads. As BeckySharper said, that is the epitome of a demographic FAIL.

It’s funny ’cause it’s true!!!

By: sarah.of.a.lesser.god

sarah.of.a.lesser.god — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:50:37 +0000

PhDork, when I was reading some of these terms to sister.of.a.lesser.god this weekend, that was the one that I could not get through without giggling. Especially because for the first 10 times I read it, I thought it said “indeed” instead of “ineed” which somehow just made it more hysterical. Maturity: I haz it.

By: PhDork

PhDork — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:42:38 +0000

It’s gross, but I laugh every time I read “…come with me for facking.” I wonder if “facking” is just a funny mispronunciation, or if it’s an entirely different activity. What is it “to fack”?

By: sarah.of.a.lesser.god

sarah.of.a.lesser.god — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:21:27 +0000

Yeah, we spared you guys some of the really creepy ones. Definitely not my favorite part of the day when that comes up.

@iterum.differo: Wait, there’s a female wrestler named Sojourner Truth? My mind just was blown to pieces.

By: SarahMC

SarahMC — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:19:56 +0000

That’s not good for the baby, Bgz.

I find the search terms extremely disturbing most days. Looooots of people looking for rapey porn – between family members, w/ Middle Eastern women specifically, between men. :shudder:

By: Blondegrlz

Blondegrlz — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:17:51 +0000

I totally smoke blog. I find it makes even the most boring day much more tolerable – although it can make me kind of paranoid.

By: iterum.differo

iterum.differo — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:05:55 +0000

My boyfriend once sat up, pointed toward the ceiling and announced (very angrily), “No glory hole for you!” He then lay down again, still sound asleep. The real punchline: I went over to him and asked him wth. He answered:. . .well, there was this horse. . .”

And to keep this OT since its my first comment, the Sojourner Truth in “sojourner truth flashes men?” is a girl wrestler which makes this search term even stranger (if that is possible).

By: sarah.of.a.lesser.god

sarah.of.a.lesser.god — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:02:05 +0000

@funnyface: That would be an awesome Dr. Seuss book.

The closest fight is the fight we fight
Fight tonight! Fight with a kite! Fight but don’t bite!

By: Kivrin

Kivrin — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:40:07 +0000

Those search terms and Mr. Funnyface’s dream wisdom just made me crack the hell up this a.m. Thanks, ladies!

By: funnyface

funnyface — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:06:39 +0000

That first one reminded me of the time my husband woke up with a very profound thought and wrote it down, it was so important. The next morning we looked at what he had written in the middle of the night: “The closest fight is the fight we fight.” We have no idea what that means. I think it’s hilarious.