World Sex Travel Guide: The Adventurous Mans Guide to Sex Tourism by someone pseudonymously calling himself “Naes Draw.” Because I’m not a raving idiot, I’m guessing it’s a shitty anagram of the author-rapist’s name (can you figure it out in less than 10 seconds?)
Anyway, because I am given to pedantry, I must note that there should be an apostrophe in that title, before giving you the description:
Travel as a sex tourist to 13 exotic yet very inexpensive countries to meet the most incredible women. This guide – updated monthly – covers Thailand, the Philippines, Bali and Indonesia, Singapore, Malaysia, Cambodia, Costa Rica, Mexico, Aruba, Cuba, Curacao, Saint Martin, and the Dominican Republic.
Learn where to meet the hottest women and how inexpensive it is to live out your sexual fantasies. The guide also covers travel information on visas, taxis, exchange rates and hotels. It teaches you what to pay and how to stay safe. Saves you time, money and trouble.
FOR ONLY $9.99, YOU TOO CAN RAPE TWO-THIRDS-WORLD WOMEN WITH IMPUNITY!!! UPDATED MONTHLY!
I don’t know what the fuck Amazon is doing selling this shit, and to the credit of other people who have stumbled upon this digital rape manual, the comments are uniformly horrified and offended. Small comforts.
BUT: According to Amazon’s own stats, this e-book is the 13th most-popular travel book about Bali. For the fucking fuck of fuck, people. I don’t even know what to say.
AND: The crap frosting on this shit-cake comes in the “Customers Who Bought this Book Also Bought…” category. Along with Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island and something called Bangkok Sporting Club? The Holy Bible, English Standard Version.
Dork: out. *drops the mic, leaves the stage*