Bad harpy. No bucket of patriarch-guts for you tonight!
Anyway, since it’s never too late to send someone good wishes, I (and the other Harpies) wish Auntie Gloria another beautiful year of being outrageous. I would suggest you read any one of her books, and also check out Outrageous Acts, which is aimed at transforming feminst “outrage into action, and to have fun doing it.”
If you think that’s a bit much for you, maybe read this?
And watch the (belated-) birthday girl on Outrageous Acts here.
What are you doing for Gloria for her birthday?