Comments on: Search Terms of Endearment

By: HanaMaru

HanaMaru — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:28:39 +0000

I think the bridesmaid just needed to vent to somebody. I’m going to see if this works with my search bar. Also, ICK on that incest porn person. I don’t want to know if that’s out there.

By: CrabbyAlissa

CrabbyAlissa — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:58:36 +0000

There is absolutely NO WAY that I google random things, hoping to stumble upon Harpy and have my random search show up in this post. NO WAY.

By: JessMess

JessMess — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:57:37 +0000

Porny searches *are* always misspelled!!! Ignorance+Perviness=misspellings.

By: Cat

Cat — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:40:38 +0000

Thanks for posting these! Always good for a laugh. And I second the thanks for deleting the trolls; they take over way too many comments sections as it is.

By: PhDork

PhDork — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:58:55 +0000

s.o.a.l.g: I know many people who need magik Gogol answers. Spark Notes are just not good enough for Taras Bulba or The Inspector General.

By: sarah.of.a.lesser.god

sarah.of.a.lesser.god — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:37:27 +0000

@SarahMC: “why does sarahmc mock mai need for magik gogol answers?”

By: SarahMC

SarahMC — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:29:35 +0000

It’s amazing how many people use Google as a sort of Magic 8 Ball, typing in complex questions and declarations as though it’s a psychiatrist sitting across from them.

By: DangerMouse

DangerMouse — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:26:30 +0000

Typing one-handed is hard! (Say it in the non-existent Ken voice instead of the Barbie voice, I guess.)

By: kithkin

kithkin — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:25:18 +0000

Was that person drinking ginseng tea? Taking supplements? Or was it a local, topical application?

By: sarah.of.a.lesser.god

sarah.of.a.lesser.god — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:18:11 +0000

Why are the grossest porny searches ALWAYS misspelled? ALWAYS!

My guess is that it’s hard to concentrate on spelling when you’re typing one-handed…