Google shmoogle. We prefer Marcy the search dog! Via tsallam @ Flickr.
So. It has been a busy couple weeks. Our traffic is way up and we’re way happy about it. Big womanly bearhugs to everyone who’s commented, lurked, sent us tips, sent us e-mails and generally enjoyed yourselves hanging out Chez Harpy.
Of course, the more posts we put up, the more we turn up on web searches, whether we like it or not. Here’s a collection of recent search terms for your Friday morning lulz:
“kickass harpyness” – Aww, thanks!
“harpy feminist rant”–Yep, we got those.
“liberals are inferior” — Yeah, see, we disagree
“are there any good looking feminists” — O HAI.
“panty masochism” — Nooo, “panty hamster.” Get it straight.
“mens thoughts on small breasts”– “Yay! Boobies!”?
“helen gurley brown feminist”– EPIC FAIL
“sex sawhorse” — Is that a position? Like ‘reverse cowgirl’?
“punani pie” — Mmmmmmm, cunnilingus…
“obama second bitch” — Ah, a Michelle/Bo the dog joke. Hilarious.
“What is the joke about the nuns, flies and preachers” — We don’t know. Please tell us!
“phd student underemployment” — Ah yes. Please call the ‘Dork to commiserate.
“slutty dominican women guides” — OH for the FUCK of SHIT. Urge to kill: rising.
“extremely hairy women wearing very tight thong underwere” — Again with the misspellling…
“what the personal e-mail of george clooney” — Good luck with that one. (and plz to e-mail BeckySharper if you find out)
“cosmopolitan sex mag in his pants”–Well, that’s as good a place for it as any.
Ah Google…bringing weird-ass information to the masses, one search at a time!
Marcy the search dog is adorable! (Though today seeing any dog makes me want to cry. Marley and Me WRECKED me last night.)
These are great. SO funny!
Yeah, sorry for the “underwear” misspelling, ladies. I wasn’t really paying attention when I entered it into my taskbar. But I’m here anyway!
I have to laugh at the “underwere” one because it specifies that the woman must be “extremely hairy” and I just wonder what the barometer for that is.
I wonder if the underwere is some newfangled tupperware for down under.
I’m just wondering when someone will come here simply by searching for “puppeh”.
Much thanks to more daily posts! Especially the “Search Terms” ones!