Comments on: Too Much of a Good Thing…

By: A Car is Not a Penis - The Pursuit of Harpyness

A Car is Not a Penis - The Pursuit of Harpyness — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:01:43 +0000

[...] not. Judge me by my size do you? As well you should not.” Sometimes Yoda really says it best. So does BeckySharper. A car is NOT a penis. A roaring engine does NOT equal ejaculation. A flat tire is NOT a sign from [...]

By: More Proof That People Have Too Much Damn Time on Their Hands - The Pursuit of Harpyness

Mon, 11 May 2009 17:00:19 +0000

[...] females really like big”dicks” — Not necessarily. And why is dicks in quotation [...]

By: HanaMaru

HanaMaru — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:12:19 +0000

I’ve always thought it was only because men and men’s pleasure dominate the discourse that penis size(particularly length over girth) is so valued.

By: Hill Rat

Hill Rat — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:24:27 +0000

Since this is kind of a funny post, I was wondering if this was appropriate?

By: DangerMouse

DangerMouse — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:01:23 +0000

The first time I tried to have sex, I was too small to fit him. (And he wasn’t that big–dilators for the win.)

Medium-sized is just fine over here these days, thanks.

By: PhDork

PhDork — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:54:17 +0000

Bekka, the correct plural of “penis” is “penes” (pronounced pee-nees). Likewise, “clitores.”

By: Bekka

Bekka — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:46:21 +0000

I’ve always been told I was crazy for saying that, good to know other ladies agree with me on the penis-size debate.

I’ve never had the uh…pleasure? of being with a well-endowed man, but I’ve always said if that if a man should come near me with a huge penis, I’ll tell him to go play with it outside or something because he’s not getting it anywhere near me.

@Dontfearthereefer – when we got together, my partner remarked to me that he had a very small penis. I measured it, a 6 3/4″ inches, he’s hardly tiny! It’s so odd that our society focuses women’s virginity and men’s penises (penii? penises? clitoris? clitorii? how weird are our plurals?)

By: BeckySharper

BeckySharper — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:46:44 +0000

@PhDork: Mazel tov.

@Kari: Oh yeah, I completely agree. Curved ones are much better than stick-straight ones. There’s a reason G-spot toys are made with a curve. When you can find one like that in real life it’s Heaven!

By: Kari

Kari — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:16:32 +0000

@BeckySharper: Diva Cup for the win!! Woo!!

As to the other… I’ve had bigger, I’ve had smaller, but as long as I like the man it’s attached to, I always have a good time.

And can I point out that curved, slanty, and/or otherwise wonky penises can be teh awesome? TMI here, but my current beau points to the left and curves up, and the sex is AMAZING. I suppose that an extreme version would make for difficult penetration, but a bit of asymmetry is pretty wonderful.

By: PhDork

PhDork — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:15:04 +0000

I can’t really say much, given that the Dude occasionally reads this, and I really don’t think either one of us wants the world thinking too concretely about his bidness, but I will venture this: I care neither for Louisville sluggers nor toothpicks, and all is well at Chez Dork.