After the fist couple times men at parties asked me if I was lesbian I kinda enjoyed it because I figured it would keep the worst of them from hitting on me. But apparently I don’t “read” very queer anymore without a septum piercing to round out their prejudices.

Oh, and I am jealous of ppl with curly hair and Mohawks it looks so much cooler then my straight, flat, thin locks (grass is always greener, I know).

If you want to feel the breeze but don’t want to deal with the insults, do try a pixie. I’m a hairstylist and have done very short haircuts on many thick-haired men and women. The key is to get a cut that’s thinned out with textured ends, like Natalie Portman got when she was growing hers out. A little styling cream goes a long way to controlling puff as it grows, and can stretch the time between appointments.

What about Evil puppies?

I got more compliments when I had “boyishly” short hair than at any other point in my life. Random women would approach me and say how much they liked it and wished they had the courage to do it themselves. I felt like I was setting an example of alternate beauty.

@ SOALG: thanks! :~)