MSN Astrology e-mailed me my horoscope today. Usually I delete without reading, but seeing as how my birthday was yesterday, I was curious to see what the stars (allegedly) had to say about the beginning of my 34th year.
Apparently it was “Misogynist Fuckery Day” at MSN Astrology:
The wagon train is headed out so you better hop on board, Becky. People aren’t apt to be too sympathetic to your emotional sob story today, so keep it under wraps. Whining about anything will most certainly get you kicked off the wagon altogether. The energy of the day is teaching you to toughen up. Don’t take it personally, but realize that there are important lessons that we all need to learn, and one of those knows when to just be silent and obedient.