To be fair, a few of these are reasonable. But not really the first one listed. Or the second one. Below, we provide a handy guide for confused souls:
I AM TIRED OF LOOKING LIKE AN ASS GOD — I’m backing away very slowly.
pet name for pussys — I had a cat named Juanita. Is this what you’re asking for?
I’m an attractive funny woman why am I single — Truly, a question for the ages.
bridesmaid dresses area waste of money — The area does not matter. They are a waste of money everywhere
male bridesmaids dresses — Are we talking about kilts? If so, then aye, this wee part-Scottish lass approves.
women fucking the devil — Sigh.
60 year old wimon fucking — More evidence of the link between illiteracy and appetite for porn.
why did harpies turn ugly? — Watch your mouth! Also, consult Bulfinch’s Mythology.
But wait! There’s more delicious misadventures in Googling…
A FUNDAMENTAL MISUNDERSTANDING OF WHAT WE OFFER HERE
missionary position I’m bad at it — We don’t offer lessons. Sorry.
Does females really like big “dicks” — Not necessarily. And why is dicks in quotation marks?
fun sex — UR DOIN IT RITE
THE DUH AWARD GOES TO…
sexism is prevalent in advertising — I’m shocked, shocked!
hot girls who strip completely naked no bras and no pantys — From the Department of Redundancy Department! I think that, by definition, someone who is completely naked would have no bras and no pantys. (Or panties, for that matter.)
OUR KIND OF GOOGLER:
definition+successful+woman+feminism = Why yes!
reasons for not saying your sorry — We have some of those.
I hate Carrie Bradshaw — Join the club, sweetie
GET OVER YOURSELF:
don’t cuss around a lady — We can handle it, I promise.
I feminized my boyfriend — Are you happy? Regretful? Turned on? Tell me more.
big ass bubble butt IN FREINC NIKERS — Is “FREINC NIKERS” supposed to be French knickers? Does anyone have a “horny Googler” translator?
Men putting soda on their dicks — Why? I mean really…why?
why do bi women hate the penis — Are we talking about a specific penis?
how big those a black male dick get — As opposed to a black female dick? Also: whut?
elephant sex scene — Thank you for giving me nightmares with this one.