Comments on: More Proof That People Have Too Much Damn Time on Their Hands

By: scamps

scamps — Thu, 14 May 2009 13:57:01 +0000

“why do bi women hate the penis”
This just doesn’t add up.

By: masagoroll

masagoroll — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:12:57 +0000

Attempt to read “FREINC NIKERS” aloud and you’ll laugh even harder!

By: Mackey

Mackey — Tue, 12 May 2009 09:01:49 +0000

when I read “FREINC NIKERS” images of runners doing “freinc” things jogs through… though given freinc currently does not have a definition, my imagination is having lots of fun thinking up freincy things…

By: funnyface

funnyface — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:19:20 +0000

This never fails to amuse me. Also, some of these people clearly shoulda been doing image search. Or on YouTube. I mean, I’m sure elephant sex scene searcher wanted some video!

Most of the search terms that lead people to my blog are misspelled, but my favorite is “webbed toes.” Like, did this person HAVE webbed toes? Do they like webbed toes? Were they looking to find others who also have webbed toes? I’m sure they were really disappointed to find that I had written about my dog who has webbed toes.

By: Britni (VadgeWig)

Britni (VadgeWig) — Mon, 11 May 2009 19:50:50 +0000

male bridesmaids dresses — Are we talking about kilts? If so, then aye, this wee part-Scottish lass approves.

Even if it’s not kilts, I totally approve. This is actually a totally awesome search. If you eschew gender norms and are in a wedding party, why can’t you wear a bridesmaid’s dress? Can you imagine how awesome it would be if a male that enjoyed wearing women’s clothes, was gender neutral, was trans (anything, really) were in the bridal party and was allowed to wear a dress? I think it would be totally awesome. Just because it’s your wedding doesn’t mean that the people in your bridal party can’t be themselves.

Or even someone on the groom’s side that was male but preferred to wear dresses. Male bridesmaid’s dresses, FTW.

By: Kivrin

Kivrin — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:32:09 +0000

People* make no damn sense. I’m going back to bed now.

*People = non-Harpies, obviously

By: PhDork

PhDork — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:25:40 +0000

I wish I looked like an ass god. (Meaning I wish I had a really great ass, of course).

Also, the more I look at “FREINC NIKERS,” the harder I laugh.

By: Sara

Sara — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:03:41 +0000

I think elephant sex scene is my favourite. It does encourage all sorts of nightmarish possibilities for a European indie flick, no?