Dear Joe The Art of Coffee:
Yesterday as I walked past your fine establishment on Waverly Place in the Village, I couldn’t help but notice the chalkboard sign you’d planted in the middle of the sidewalk:
Get Your Bikini Bod Back. Skim Lattes Are Here!
See Why It’s Called a ‘Skinny Latte!’
Really, Joe’s? Seriously? The only way you can sell your fucking non-fat lattes is by shaming your customers about their bodies? That last fucking thing we need is some overpriced caffeine pusher adding to the steaming pile of bikini-related guilting that women already have to put up with this time of year.
For the record, PilgrimSoul and I are both fans of your coffee. But no more. We’ll be joining sarah.of.a.lesser.god at her beloved Starbucks from now on.