Caffeine burns calories*Let Joe’s Help You Get A Bikini Bod
They took it in this morning. I think they didn’t get the message but now it’s gone.
Just for the record, it was created by 2 of our female baristi as a joke.*
Oh. Well then. I stand corrected. Obviously, it’s not sexist if women made it! Women don’t ever participate in body-shaming other women! Especially not in advertising! And anyway, it was just a joke! If only I would quit acting like sexism actually matters!
I’m almost afraid to walk by there tomorrow, y’all.
*That would be Oh For the Fuck of Shit.
**I think the plural of “barista” is “baristas.” Or, if you must be all Latinate: “baristae.”