Keep Googling, you misguided souls! Perchance you will grace us with more mind-boggling, occasionally puke-tastic gems like these!
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President Gerald Fnord — Sometimes the simplest typos are enough to make you giggle for 5 minutes.
penis is serious business — O RLY?
What do you think there is about females that allow them to civilize their male counterparts? — Tasers.
Scottish kilt penis porn — How do you see the penis if the kilt is still on?
when i fucked a giantess — Please go on. No, seriously. I want to hear this story!
harpie apparel — Some of us are partial to flip-flops, and jeans and tee-shirts make for a good blogging uniform.
how a person fuck a woman to give birth his baby — His baby? How about it being their baby. Also, ew.
how to swear in elizabethan — If thou art changed to aught, tis to an ass! (Thank you, A Comedy of Errors)
military men fuckin there women HARD!!!!! — You get a very dishonorable discharge for the trifecta of misspellings, confusion of their/there, and the gratuitous exclamation points.
vagina smells like blood, or metal no period — And vampire vaginas REALLY smell like blood.
ways to scare 2 girls — Don’t expect us to give you pointers on that. Although just typing that into Google is a good way to freak us out.
funny women are attractive — We agree!
XXX porn channels using up mankind’s energy — So when the aliens land, they’ll find nothing but shriveled humanoids who died while wanking to Debbie Does Dallas? Sounds a bit fatalistic, even if I’m not into XXX porn channels.
why is it men won’t get a vasectomy but think pregnancy & childbirth are no big deal — We’re still trying to figure that one out.
How to make pee on gmail — We wish we knew how to do that.
Sexy male protagonist first names — Personally, I’m a fan of the name Aragorn.
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childless feminist insane — No, that’s not how it goes.
it bothers me my husband sees other womens bits in maternity ward — Wait, what? That should bother you!
big dick makes orgasm — actually, no.