Comments on: Wrongo Dongo: A Legal Primer http://www.harpyness.com/2009/07/29/wrongo-dongo-a-legal-primer/ As narrated by the most charming and vicious women on the internet Fri, 17 May 2013 21:22:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: BeckySharper http://www.harpyness.com/2009/07/29/wrongo-dongo-a-legal-primer/comment-page-1/#comment-12486 BeckySharper Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:53:11 +0000 http://www.harpyness.com/?p=9053#comment-12486 @awkwardavenger: LOL. Stay classy, Plax!

]]> By: Awkward Avenger http://www.harpyness.com/2009/07/29/wrongo-dongo-a-legal-primer/comment-page-1/#comment-12483 Awkward Avenger Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:56:49 +0000 http://www.harpyness.com/?p=9053#comment-12483 I went to college with Plax. He was uh, very friendly with my suitemate. One day, he came looking for her while she was out. The following conversation ensued:

Plax: Um, yeah, I’m looking for a black girl.

Me: You mean Kris?

Plax: I don’t know. Does she have a [makes a circle in the air with his hands] big booty?

Me: :-|

]]> By: mischiefmanager http://www.harpyness.com/2009/07/29/wrongo-dongo-a-legal-primer/comment-page-1/#comment-12461 mischiefmanager Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:35:05 +0000 http://www.harpyness.com/?p=9053#comment-12461 We all know that pro athletes aren’t selected on the basis of their stellar intellects. *rolls eyes*

]]> By: BeckySharper http://www.harpyness.com/2009/07/29/wrongo-dongo-a-legal-primer/comment-page-1/#comment-12454 BeckySharper Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:45:28 +0000 http://www.harpyness.com/?p=9053#comment-12454 @mischiefmanager: Elasticized waistband + heavy handgun = Uh Oh. I’m glad he didn’t shoot anyone else, either. And he should be glad that bullet missed his femoral artery, or he’d have bled out before EMS got there.

]]> By: mischiefmanager http://www.harpyness.com/2009/07/29/wrongo-dongo-a-legal-primer/comment-page-1/#comment-12453 mischiefmanager Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:42:43 +0000 http://www.harpyness.com/?p=9053#comment-12453 And he wore sweatpants to a club! Wtf? It was a whole evening of Not Cool. I’m just glad he shot himself and not some other poor sucker.

]]> By: sarah.of.a.lesser.god http://www.harpyness.com/2009/07/29/wrongo-dongo-a-legal-primer/comment-page-1/#comment-12450 sarah.of.a.lesser.god Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:19:42 +0000 http://www.harpyness.com/?p=9053#comment-12450 The Plaxico Burress case is absolutely insane. It’s hard for me to even find anything to say beyond a Homer Simpson-esque “D’OH!” Really, Plax, what the hell were you thinking? And Mr. Branfman, I’m not about to dump a keg of Gatorade over your client’s head to celebrate his oh-so-brave move. Oh, and this case is monopolizing NYC media because it’s easier to care about this than ACTUAL issues.

]]> By: DangerMouse http://www.harpyness.com/2009/07/29/wrongo-dongo-a-legal-primer/comment-page-1/#comment-12442 DangerMouse Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:51:11 +0000 http://www.harpyness.com/?p=9053#comment-12442 Professional athletes in major sports have the double whammy of entitlement: gobs of money and physical prowess. Add that to fans, wannabes, and entourages, and it cannot be good.

They terrify me, frankly. I imagine that it’s really easy to let all that stuff go to your head and believe that you are invincible.

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