do women like men in thongs — Sometimes. As long as it’s not Borat.
Someone told me I was a bitch — Were you being a better bitch?
fuck mee aribian — “aribian” = Arabian? Caribbean?
i cheat on my fiance — Congrats, you’re a creep.
squeezing huggest fake bubes in tiny bra — my bubes are hugger than yours!
etsy is a bunch of bitchy women with their claws out — We dare you to say that to our face.
women should be forced to wear high heels and know their place — Oh, we think not. Thanks for being a total misogynist creep, please don’t come again.
nude harpy — None of that here!
do you wear bikini in elevator — Not without sunscreen.
how does the missionary position feel for a man? — I’m guessing it feels good?
history of why a woman’s private parts are called a beaver? — Because it’s fun to demean parts of women’s anatomy! They’re less threatening that way, amirite?
Ladies: ever had vacation sex? — Occasionally…
national cankle day — That’s even more ridiculous than Columbus Day.
cankles fuck — A new day, a new fetish to learn about
we don’t need feminism — Who’s this “we”? You got a mouse in your pocket?
wants to no if i can beat up my brother, how can i simulate the fight — Yes, violence is always a great idea!
I’M SO FUCKING TIRED — We get this one about once a day. Have Googlers never heard of the wonders of coffee?
???? ??????? ???? ??? ?? ?? — It’s like the inane Morse Code of Google.
college sperm shot competition — Please tell me that’s not sanctioned by the NCAA and broadcast on ESPN.
RANDOMLY really angry pms — The best part of this is that RANDOMLY is capitalized, and pms is not.
WTF is Sarah Palin talking about media — Damned if we know.
groom fucks all the brides maids — This may be a sign that you should call off the wedding.
pussy pursuit — What, like a car chase on the LA freeway? “The vadge is outmaneuvering the cock car, whatever will the dude do?”
world sex travel guide the adventurous man’s guide to sex tourism — YOU FAIL AT LIFE. (Too harsh? I think not.)
riding a girl too much — Let’s recap: a “girl” (or woman) is neither a pony or a ferris wheel. Got it?
tongue-in-cheek ways of calling people fat — Related: my counter-search entitled “straightforward ways of calling people assholes”.
gay animal sex movie — this from the spam queue. Did those Central Park Zoo penguins break into porn?
girls from MT who do sex — Any Montanans out there? What are y’all doing out there under the big sky?
yankee logo tattoo pics — sarah.of.a.lesser.god may be interested in these also.
where to sell my homemade pies — We’ll take them!
padded nursing bra why would I want padding? — good point, akshully