Comments on: Weird Science

By: lfar

lfar — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:48:45 +0000

I also don’t use “loss” or “loose” or “take/give” when talking about virginity. My favourite is “swipe the V card” but “first intercourse” is less cutesy.

By: mischiefmanager

mischiefmanager — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:31:53 +0000

Obviously hungry teenagers are unable to think clearly, so they’re more likely to make bad decisions. And they’re trying to make up for their sensory deprivation. Food=sex, you know.

You’re welcome. *snerk*

By: SarahMC

SarahMC — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:14:28 +0000

theKP: "Give her bacon, or she'll get herself some sausage."

By: theKP

theKP — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:12:51 +0000

That is some hilarious (as in, lolsob) science right there. Cue the pro-abstinence commercial featuring a picture of a sad looking teen with a voiceover admonishing mothers, “Give her bacon, or drive her to sex.)

By: WaltzingMatilda

WaltzingMatilda — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:40:47 +0000

But what if your breakfast consists solely of Poptarts? That means you give BJs right?

By: Cheryl Trooskin-Zoller

Cheryl Trooskin-Zoller — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:51:48 +0000

Does that Science Daily headline make anybody else crazy? Hey, let’s put a rhetorical question in the headline whose answer is “no”! So then we’ve got plausible deniability in case anyone wants to notice that we’re intimating in support of the status quo…

By: mkp-hearts-nyc

mkp-hearts-nyc — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:28:49 +0000

I wonder if the converse is true…teens who’ve had sex are more likely to eat breakfast. Or whether men and women who communicate tentatively are too intimidated by frozen waffles. or sex. Or teenagers. Mix and match causality!

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By: Av0gadro

Av0gadro — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:54:05 +0000

Well, my mom prepared me a big bowl of oatmeal with cinnamon every morning for my entire school career (before she left for work! How could a working mom do such a thing?). I still had sex at 16. And I don’t have a single regret about it.

By: bluebears

bluebears — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:00:45 +0000

@Soalg: I never ate breakfast either. Seriously I think I skipped breakfast from the age of like 8 to the age of 25. It was more about me having a nervous stomach in the morning.