O hai. Ur dumped.
Plz to enjoy my last Bed, Bitch and Beyond blog post. My gig at Bitch ends today, so the topic is breakups, complete with much oversharing about my own fraught history of oddball breakups (the LOLCat may remind you of one).
All things must come to an end…whether by voicemail, text, in person or in divorce court. But now that I’m back at Harpyness full-time, I send many heartfelt thanks for all your comments and support while I was at Bitch–especially during the porn-related shitstorms. I’m never breaking up with y’all.