I’m going to spare you the requisite ARGGH SEXXXY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! post because I’m exhaused by the ever-worsening sexxxy Halloween costumes, and you can find hilarious take-downs and round-ups elsewhere.
Instead, I am sharing with you the decidedly unsexxxy Halloween get-ups my boyf and I wore last year. We dressed up as troll dolls. We ordered “Adam & Eve” bodysuits online, removed the fake fig leaves that had been glued to the breast and genital regions, and bought a couple of weird rainbow wigs that didn’t exactly stand straight-up as we’d anticipated. We cut some t-shirts we’d bought at Goodwill. And I found a some cheap “gem rings,” from which I removed the “gems” for our, uh, bellybuttons?
It was fun, although few people could figure out what we were supposed to be. One woman at the party asked me if I was supposed to be “pregnant white trash.”
What are you going to be for Halloween, if anything? What are your favorite costumes of Halloween past? Have a safe and spooky time this weekend!