Comments on: How to be an Assweasel 101

By: Hill Rat

Hill Rat — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:13:05 +0000

@bellacoker

It’s funny that you say that, because I’ve had the exact opposite experience. I was probably a little bit older than this guy and I was talking to guys that were even older, but they put me on to the fact that this kind of shit just isn’t cool. They didn’t lecture me, they were just very dismissive of my immature nonsense by comparing me to a guy who was well known as a flaming asshole. It’s actually a pretty difficult trick to pull off (putting a young douchebag in his place without lecturing like someone’s dad), but I’ve finally mastered it.

By: Elizabeth Kissling

Elizabeth Kissling — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:57:02 +0000

Oh, I can't even bear to go read the linked articles. But in the interest of counter-examples, I'd like to point out that most college paper sex columns are written by women and aren't all bad. I just wrote about this, with props to Jeannetta Bradley at Chico State's The Orion for a column about menstrual sex at my blog.

By: bellacoker

bellacoker — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:32:09 +0000

Hill Rat:
You know how some people say women dress for other women, guys douche for other guys. I would bet money he told all of these jokes to a bunch of his friends before putting the article in the paper and they went over like gang-busters.

By: May

May — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:59:08 +0000

And yes, I realize that my comment sounds like it was written by a girl version of a bro. It’s 1 am here right now, and that’s the hour I start sounding like a bro. Sad.

By: May

May — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:56:19 +0000

Hah, I love how these dudes think they’re “humiliating” women by having sex with them. Why is it supposed to be humiliating to get laid? Even if it’s a one night stand and the guy doesn’t even like you? I don’t care if you don’t like me, dude, I got laid.

I do not understand this “humiliation” tactic.

By: Tall-in-Heels

Tall-in-Heels — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:27:51 +0000

PhDork, that made me laugh out loud! Actually, it sounds like the name for a sanitary napkin that would soak up all the eeew, eeeew, gross biology that so upsets douche author no. 2.

By: yvanehtnioj

yvanehtnioj — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:13:08 +0000

Oh damn, lighten up was already on there. My apologies.

By: yvanehtnioj

yvanehtnioj — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:12:15 +0000

If you’re still taking suggestions for the bingo card, might I submit:

“All guys think this way, he was just honest enough to say it!”

“It’s a free country, if you don’t like it don’t read it!”

and my favorite, “Lighten up!”

By: mischiefmanager

mischiefmanager — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:38:23 +0000

I was so furious at Surette that I completely missed the other guy. How about if a bunch of SUNY Plattsburgh women who are having their periods get him in a room, let him drink until he passes out and then fulfill his nasty little nightmare/fantasy?

I’m betting these guys are both known to their former sex partners as 30-second men.

And as a counter to Surette, go listen to Joan Osborn’s powerful-sexual woman song “Right-Hand Man”: “My panties in a wad/At the bottom of my purse/I walk into the street/The air’s so cool/I’m wired and I’m tired/And I’m grinning like a fool”.

That kind of reaction is one that neither of these 3rd rate losers will ever get.

By: PhDork

PhDork — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:16:56 +0000

Does “Surette” sound like an incontinence product to anyone else? No?