We get a good troll now and again, but we get mega spam every day, all day. A lot of it is your typical “hey luv ur site get cheep v1a8ra!” crap, or “NICE! chat with singles?” but occasionally, the randomness of the spamosphere bestows a particular treat.
Last night’s appears to be a message from Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted “Theodore” Logan:
Really Nice Blog Dude, I shall be subscribing! …Want To Get ANY Girl You Desire? Visit: ImaGiantFuckingToolbag.net*
Thanks, Dude. I shall be mocking you! But perhaps you can hook me up with your friend Miss of Arc?
Stay tuned for more nutritious fare.
*I really wish this was the website, but it’s not. If it were, I would drive traffic there, spam or no.