The brilliant Liss posted this under her “This is So the Worst Thing You’ll Read All Day” at Shakesville, but I must respectfully disagree.
This is comedy fuckin’ GOLD. I want to go though and hug individual lines and phrases (like “New York Times columnist and radical feminist Maureen Dowd”), and write little poems about each completely cracked idea:
- Feminists love the new Aniston-Bateman vehicle “The Switch” because it diminishes men’s role in reproduction!
- Feminist-controlled schools are leading our boys to sit down to piss!
- John Wayne was a real person, not a character played by an actor named John Wayne!
I really can’t stop grinning at how effectively the left-wing, gay-lovin’, feminist, socialist, baby eatin’ cabal (BOOGA BOOGA) is apparently destroying America. It’s merely a matter of weeks before we enslave all the God-fearin’ Christians and force them to read Marx and have abortions.
For extra-super giggles, please click over to author Jane Gilvary’s personal blog, which aggregates her various op-eds from various Philly-area papers. I’ve barely broken the seal, but already I’ve found delicious pieces telling me about some good black people she knows, the awful European-ness of soccer and the threat it poses to our American values, and how our college students will “slide into cultural depravity” due to the godless, “post-christian” ways on the nation’s campuses.
Once you’ve refreshed yourself, please join me in the star chamber for the latest plot for feminist global domination. If you can’t make it, just leave your nefarious plans in comments and I’ll make sure to bring them up once we get to “New Business.”