It’s Friday, it’s later than usual, I’ve spent the whole morning jacking around with bureaucratic nonsense, and I need some cheering up. I intend to go through all those awesome funny video links you posted some time ago, but what make me really happy would be to focus on some good things.
Specifically, because it’s Friday, and vanity threads are pretty super in their fluffy, feel-good way, I would like for each of you to tell me what’s amazing and beautiful about yourself. Not what you do that’s awesome, but about your amazing, wonderful bodies. Tell me about your beautifully freckled complexion or elegant hands or strong muscular legs or luxurious hair or amazing smile…or whatever you like to see when you look in the mirror. Your smile lines. Your scar. The twinkle in your eye.
Ya gotta be careful though, no comments like “well, my bright blue eyes distract people from the dark circles underneath them,” or “My butt isn’t too bad, I guess.” NO GOOD. I’m talking unadulterated praise. You can praise whatever you like, even (or especially?) if it doesn’t measure up to the Hollywood/ladymag standards. What are your standards?
So I guess I should go first, if only to give you permission to be unapologetically self-loving. What’s hot about me? O. M. G. SO. MUCH. I have a pretty slammin’ figure, and seriously, my ears are very pretty. I admire my ears and I always wear earrings. And my calves and ankles are shapely.
This isn’t the easiest thing to do, and it’s really hard to resist the urge to qualify, ameliorate , or take the edge off your crowing. CROW, MY PRETTIES. What’s hot about you?