So this week’s Newsweek cover is a composite of what the late Princess Diana—who would be 50—would look like strolling through London with her daughter-in-law, Kate Middleton. The article that goes with it is a Photoshop of Horrors gallery of “what would she look like today?”...
Harpyness guest poster and righteous dude Not Mr. Big recently tipped me to a painfully stupid article from Salt Lake City area news outlet in which a “popular speaker and life coach” claims “Romance novels can be as addictive as pornography.” I laughed at the headline but the...
Gentle readers, check out this commercial for Skechers’ new “Shape Ups for Girls” shoes.* The shoe is for a spin-off of the adult Shape Up shoe, but now this bogus fitness product is being advertised to girls ages 7-12. Not boys, mind you. Just girls—girls who are “looking...
Although I have done my damnedest to ignore your Royal Wedding gibberings which have been crowding my world as of late, one major angle you continue to hammer away at prompts this outpouring of seething hatred:
Quit. Comparing. Diana Spencer and Kate Middleton. Yes, I get that there’s the whole...
The slogan says "Unique Taste. Not a single calorie."
If you enjoy the special fizz of pro-ana marketing, have a Coke Light the next time you’re in Italy. Every single fucking can or bottle is adorned with a bobble-headed cartoon skinny chick, presumably what all diet soda drinkers aspire...
Alternative uses.
Buona sera from Italy, y’all. I had planned to be offline most of the vacation because I wasn’t sure whether the house I was at would have wi-fi, but it does, and my sister brought her laptop. And I just had to share something ridiculous.
The rented villa where I’m...
The subject of employment is often brought up in my classes as it’s April and it’s natural for students to experience the going-thousands-of-dollars-in-debt-to-obtain-a-degree-that-may-or-may-not-get-me-a-job freakout. A professor instructed us to read a census report on librarians and archivists;...
This gem of a solicitation mailing arrived at our apartment last week.
Any idea what this letter is demanding? Me neither.
The front of the envelope reads, in black lettering with red underlines,
This very old church loans this to you to bless someone connected with this home. Then, it must go to another...
So only poor, uneducated, working class whites and minorities are supposed to engage in domestic violence? I am sad that she was a victim and even sadder that she believes this.
Dear Judge Dewar,
I refuse to call you by the proper title, which includes Honorable, because there is nothing honorable about giving a conditional sentence (no jail time) to a rapist because you felt that the woman’s dress and choice of public behavior was inappropriate. Nor does it signal that...