Maybe all the rain on the east coast has waterlogged our brains, but we’ve spent a lot of time saying “buwhaaaa?” to the latest search terms that Google has used to steer people our way. See what you think…
The Tinkerbell that flies overhead during Disneyland’s fireworks show is typically played by a man — Are you asking me, or telling me?
barbie goes crazy — Now this is a movie I would pay to see.
a tortoise fucking women — Just when you think you’ve heard it all…
where would a harpy most likely be found on a school campus? —We’re fond of the library, ourselves.
never date a feminist — Don’t worry, we don’t want to date you either.
what is my birth year if i’m 22 years old — Really? Wow.
How to have a bigger dick — Can’t help you with that one, sorry.
what you want to do do you want to fight — Is this a question? Two separate questions? Bueller?
boys named sarah — Hey, why not?
misogyny save the tatas — Related: Google save idiots.