The Pursuit of Harpyness » Bwahahahaha http://www.harpyness.com As narrated by the most charming and vicious women on the internet Sat, 29 Sep 2012 11:37:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 From The Mixed-Up Files of Internet Crackpots http://www.harpyness.com/2010/05/10/from-the-mixed-up-files-of-internet-crackpots/ http://www.harpyness.com/2010/05/10/from-the-mixed-up-files-of-internet-crackpots/#comments Mon, 10 May 2010 22:32:50 +0000 BeckySharper http://www.harpyness.com/?p=15339 Pilgrim Soul e-mailed this Tumblr gem to us this afternoon and it begs to be shared. (NB: If you click the link, turn the sound down on your computer or prepare for death by schmaltzy pop.)

Gentle readers, I give you the dumbest, most illogical anti-abortion argument yet:

Though the statistics may not be exactly one half, with each baby that is aborted someone else looses [sic] their prospective husband/wife. It’s almost like taking away someone else’s chance for true love. I believe that’s part of the reason there are so many divorces in the world today. People are being forced (and I use the word force lightly) to marry someone else that isn’t the perfect match for them, leading to unhappiness, cheating, and eventually divorce.. all because their intended spouse was killed before birth.

Single? Divorced? It’s because SOMEONE ABORTED YOUR TRUE LOVE!

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I’ve been cackling all morning like the witch I am over this interview with Nicholas Sparks in USAToday?  It starts off amazing:

Nicholas Sparks has no love for people who call his stories “romances.”The mega-best-selling author of The Notebook, A Walk to Remember, Nights in Rodanthe, Dear John and Message in a Bottle stands in the aisle of Book Soup, literally and figuratively defending his turf.

“If you look for me, I’m in the fiction section. Romance has its own section,” he says toward the end of a long conversation. Sunshine streams in from Sunset Boulevard. He’s smiling. Hard.

“I don’t write romance novels.” His preferred terminology: “Love stories — it’s a very different genre. I would be rejected if I submitted any of my novels as romance novels.”

It only gets better.  The man is a parody of himself.  Enjoy!

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