The Pursuit of Harpyness » Ridculousness http://www.harpyness.com As narrated by the most charming and vicious women on the internet Sat, 29 Sep 2012 11:37:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Our Labia Look Just Fine, Thanks: Part III http://www.harpyness.com/2010/02/25/our-labia-look-just-fine-thanks-part-iii/ http://www.harpyness.com/2010/02/25/our-labia-look-just-fine-thanks-part-iii/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:24:41 +0000 BeckySharper http://www.harpyness.com/?p=13733

My bonbons will stay dazzle-free.

Ladies, if your nether regions aren’t trim or pink enough, there may be hope for you yet. Now you can distract potential partners by blinding them with sparkly Swarovski crystals! It’s…vejazzling!

No, I’m not joking. You wax your pubes off, then glue on the sparkles. They allegedly stay put for a few days. One blogger gave it a try, and you can view the results (link not explicit, but potentially NSFW).

What a phenomenally bad idea! Scraping! Loose crystals! In your teeth! Stuck to a condom! Even…Maude help me…getting shoved up into your vulva and vagina!

Also: a really stupid waste of money.

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