The Mind of the Modern Googler...

At least I'm not the only one with a penchant for pointless endeavors. via keso @ flickr do women like men in thongs — Sometimes. As long as it’s not Borat. Someone told me I was a bitch — Were you being a better bitch? fuck mee aribian — “aribian” = Arabian?...

But I Still Haven’t Found What I&#...

At least I'm not the only one with a penchant for pointless endeavors. via keso @ flickr Keep Googling, you misguided souls! Perchance you will grace us with more mind-boggling, occasionally puke-tastic gems like these! strained condition fuck mature daddy — Ever feel like some of these search...

Search Terms That Make You Go Hmmm…...

At least I'm not the only one with a penchant for pointless endeavors. via keso @ flickr Maybe all the rain on the east coast has waterlogged our brains, but we’ve spent a lot of time saying “buwhaaaa?” to the latest search terms that Google has used to steer people our way. See...

What’s a Search Term like you doin...

Once again, it’s time for a search terms round-up.  As always, there are a number of terms that make some sense,  like: sexism by phone –Oh, sister, by phone, by book, by movie, by television, by fashion, by science… successful woman get abortions — Correction: all kinds...

More Proof That People Have Too Much Dam...

At least I'm not the only one with a penchant for pointless endeavors. via keso @ flickr To be fair, a few of these are reasonable. But not really the first one listed. Or the second one. Below, we provide a handy guide for confused souls: UNREASONABLE: I AM TIRED OF LOOKING LIKE AN ASS GOD —...

Festive Friday Search Terms...

Google shmoogle. We prefer Marcy the search dog! Via tsallam @ Flickr. So. It has been a busy couple weeks. Our traffic is way up and we’re way happy about it. Big womanly bearhugs to everyone who’s commented, lurked, sent us tips, sent us e-mails and generally enjoyed yourselves hanging...

Search Terms of Endearment...

Via failblog.org Dear Readers: Once again we present those search terms that have led you to our humble web abode, wherein we hope to snare you in our web. Our readers are clearly familiar with Google, Yahoo, etc., and took time from their busy lives to search the following phrases, which, alas, landed...

Welcome, O Misguided Souls!...

It’s been a while (12 days!) since we’ve examined the search terms that have brought you to our humble little web abode, so we decided to take another gander at assessing why people are drawn to Harpyness. Some of you sound like you are definitely on our wavelength: I want to fight the fight i...